Showing posts with label india. Show all posts
Showing posts with label india. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Moving "Shifting" House

We successfully moved "shifted" and it only took 2 days -- one day for packing up, another day for physically moving and unpacking --! Wahoo!





The new house is wonderful, though we will miss our old one. Most everything's been unpacked and put into its rightful place, the children are happy with their new room that they share, and we all love the large garden! The neighborhood is neat too -- not many tress, but instead there's a real village-like feel to the area. And, though the place is a lot more congested, there is less traffic on our street. We've moved into a more Indian neighborhood, but we're within one minute-walk for one of the THE boutique lined streets of Bangalore .... but back to our move.

Us having been here for 1.5yrs., we thought the move would go smoothly. After all, we were moving into a house that was only 5 yrs. old, and one of the bathrooms even has a bathtub! How wrong we were. Here just a few unanticipated problems we encountered:




  • no water, at all, because we had to turn the water pump on manually, which we didn't know

  • no water, at all, because the number of power outages are phenomenal and obviously the water pump only works with electricity

  • one toilet (the only one downstairs) that is blocked. Apparently it's a 'city' problem -- they say the city drains are blocked and hence there's no place for our sewage water to flow to, except back up the toilet. Can you imagine the FILTH! To top that, the city wasn't going to do anything about the blocked drains because it was local election time, and nothing gets done during elections, at all. Regardless, this was all a lot of crock anyway, (why else would our other toilets flush perfectly well), but it was the reason given to us by no less than 3 plumbers! I had to literally PROVE to them that their theory was wrong. Finally they came up with the ingenius idea of 'liquid plumber' (in powder form), which is sure to last us all of 3 flushes.

  • the toilets all explode when you flush, sometimes. This is because when there's a power outage, air pockets form in the water pipes. When the power comes on again, the water basically explodes sporadically through the pipes and sometimes up the toilet as you are flushing. This is especially wonderful for our 3 year old Tina, who proudly flushes only to be sprayed with toilet water etc. and soil her brand new dress, which we now have to fight over to get her changed out of. Eventually, I got Tina to flush then immediately run away.

  • it took 1 week for a telephone connection -- the phone number is the same.

But then again, these were just house problems, that fortunately, are (almost all) taken care of or somehow remedied.


Other recent annoyances:



  • the past 5 days have been "dry" (i.e. no alcohol purchases or consumption in public places allowed), due to the aforementioned elections. The election itself is only taking place on Sat. Anyway, not that that really matters too much, but what with exploding toilets and all, a good ol' G&T would have been nice (we'd just run out of G).

  • House walls are all made out of industrial grade 100% cement, which means that hanging pictures requires an electric drill, plastic drill bits, and the correct sized screws or things. A person who is able to perform this is also required. The tools and parts must be purchased and one must wait for the person to arrive. It's fun going from crummy hardware store to another, minding your step so that you don't fall into open sewerage drains that are being dug up in order to construct some sort of mass rail transport system. And asking for screws a million times for exchange of a straight "no", or a "yes, sure" = completely blank look of non-comprehension, and sometimes a flicker of comprehension and still the required exchange of "do you know where I can get it", "no", "are you sure, I mean, where would you buy it", "i don't know", "ok, if your daughter is moving into a new house and you want to hang a picture of a god in her pooja room, and you happened to have a drill, where would you go to get the drill bits and screws", "oh, I'd go down about 5 stores on the right. or I'd try Commercial St.".........arghhhhhhhhhh. THEN comes the measuring bit. You can imagine how much fun that is. People use both metric and inches, and don't notice when they switch from one to the other. That's if they measure. Of course, arguing happens when you know something is crooked and they say "no, I measured it", but it's still crooked, so you have to 'prove' it to them by taking the measure out and proving them wrong. Lovely way to spend a day. MEANWHILE, kids freak out because the sound of an electric drill going through a heavy cement wall and echoing through the house is not exactly gute-nacht-musik

  • Custom-made curtains for 3 rooms (ok, they were silk embroidered, but still) cost USD3,000! Needless to say, our rooms are curtainless. Ready-mades would be fine, except our windows are not a standard size, of course.

  • When buying a stove-oven, there's no selection to speak of. All of two models there are, of which one fit the space allocated in our kitchen. Hmmm. At least it was an easy decision.

  • This one's my favorite: the electrical outlets in the walls come in 10,000 different sizes and shapes, and the same goes for cables. So off I go, buying a bunch of adaptors which theoretically fit the aforementioned 10,000 size/shapes, but don't. So you have to super-carefully plug the adapter in, then attach whatever device (your computer, phone charger, HiFi, etc.) ever so gently, then walk away quietly and hope for the best. This works until there's a power outage, and for some reason the adapter needs to be replugged. So you have to do the balancing act thing again, which is not so much fun when you have to crawl under your desk 3 times a day.

But that's about all the ranting I can do for one day. In case it should not be clear, I really do like living here. It's just that some days are not so cheery and 'exotic' in that paradisical sense.


Saturday, November 17, 2007

A day in the life of .... CRECHE, Nov. 6, 2007








Just one note today, on the kids and life at the creche:
one of the kids had to go to the bathroom. He'd been crying/wimpering from the beginning, and kept wanting his amma (mami). He was really quite pitiful. But what are you going to do? You can't shower him with all the attention while the others probably equally miss their amma right? Well, but he wouldn't stop, and he wasn't doing it for show either, so ..... I DID pay him attention.



He raises his little pinky finger and indicates "I gotta pee". Oh, ok, well, then, "Go! .... HOGI!" I say. He stays in front of me, continues to plead with me in his eyes. He really gotta go pee. I'm thinking, this kid is about 4yrs. old, for sure he'll know how to go pee on his own. I don't really wanna leave my group of kids..... But he ain't movin'. Ok, he's getting desperate. I'll take him. I take his hand (he takes it, surprisingly), we walk to the bathroom.



He stands there, doin' nothing at all. I'm confused. I thought he had to go desperately. Then I notice, ...... OH!!!! There's a darn SAFETY PIN instead of a button. NO WONDER HE CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, oh man, the poor bugger.


But you know what? If this hadn't happened, I wouldn't know the Indian universal sign for "I gotta pee". And that sure is useful something, no?









Friday, November 16, 2007

Learning Kannada

Learning Kannada:

There is no real text book, and the workbooks are …. interesting.

For example, all numbers until 100 are written out (like in English, they follow the same pattern after 20), so why write them ALL out? After the numbers section, logically (apparently) there’s the section on “Sentences of Two Words” which include:

Good boy
White horse
Little girl
Stepmother
Jasmine bud
Parrot’s talk
Drink medicine.


Very logical.

Sentences of three words include these useful phrases:

There are thirty days in a month.
He sings well.
The elephant has four legs.


The last section, which in all normal language texts would be a dictionary, is entitled “Some Words” and includes in this exact order:


Pure
Unexpectedly
Unexpected
Without reason
Untimely
Misdeed
Elder sister
Neighbourhood
Letter of the alphabet
Affection, liking
Gold-smith
Rice water
Irregular
Rice mixed with turmeric powder
Imperishable
The study of alphabet
A degree of terrestrial latitude
The eye
Eye-disease
Undivided
Pitch
Uneatable
Entire, whole
Wooden bolt
Uncounted

Lovely.

But here’s for something funny. In another text, here are two sample conversations:

What is your dog doing?
It is barking in the road.
Why is it barking?
There is a mad man going in the road, it’s barking at him.

Why did you come late to the Kannada class today?
Oh! I could not get the wretched bus; always there is some trouble or the other.
Was it late when you left?
When I woke up, it was already seven therefore I was delayed.


I LOVE IT!!!!

And you wonder why I am not learning Kannada …..



Here some pictures of .... the view from my classrom, the classroom itself with some students.



Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A day in the life of ...... Tues. Oct. 30 -- Creche for slum kids

Only highlight today: reading/playing/teaching children at the creche for slum kids.



I'm really trying to remember everyone's names, but with 50+ children, it's difficult! Today I noticed one little kid, Arun, who was sitting quietly in the corner. He's a little mentally retarded, obviously, and didn't understand what I was saying. But I got a huge, sweet smile from him at least once when he really looked into my eyes. I'd say that made my day.



Some kids are amazing. Santosh, who reaches to my knees, is witty and has bright white teeth. Lakshmi is sure of herself. Angel is shy but getting better. Nazia is really smart (note: what do I know, I've only observed her a few times). Nagaraj is lazy but smart too. Mahalakshmi likes to pocket things -- I THINK. Meena was quiet but finally approached me. Rose is forward. Munil knows what's going on but hides it! They are all cheeky little buggers.



Hope I can wrote more about other kids next week.



CURRENTLY, my kids are playing outside with Sahu, our nighttime security guard. I can hear their tummy-laughs. I don't know what they're doing, but they're happy. So am I!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

A day in the life of ..... Sun. Oct. 28 -- L O V E

Funny day today: took an auto to Forum Mall (that's about 20mins. from our house) with the kids and Phil to buy some bean bags --- ended up with an iPod and HiFi system instead! Cool, right?



Auto on the way back has this sign:

L = Losse of mani

O = Out of mind

V = Vest of time

E = End of life



I'm lovin' it here!!!!!!!!!!



This afternoon I showed the kids and Phil my Kannada language school (classroom). Phil couldn't quite believe it -- very, very decrepit building with old, decrepit, dirty walls and benches from the 50s. No blackboard, only two big black sheets hung up on the wall. View of a mini-slum. Hardly any electricity, of course. I'm thinking: who cares? No one else seems to mind, so why should I? Phil just shakes his head.



Our way home, via side streets: immediately next to my school building, a 3 storey house whose ground floor is occupied by 5 cows. One was being milked. Some slummy housing, mini corner-stores, about 5 temples, a chicken centre (live chickens in cages, of course), the recycling distribution centre, etc. etc. Cow shit everywhere, goats hanging out on one plot. 5minutes later, we're at our house. Pretty amazing, ey?



I'm lovin' it here!!!!!



Dinner was delivered: thin-crust pizza, fresh salad, and homemade pasta with spinach sauce. The pizza is on par with "Facia Luna" in Old Town.



I'm lovin' it here!!!!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A day in the life of .... Wed., 24 Oct. -- Forum Mall

Today:
went to a MALL with the kids, dropped them off at an indoor play area (with Devi). While they played, I got to do a phone interview (that's an "aside" story), got money from my American debit card at a state-of-the-art ATM (HSBC, in case you were wondering), took a look at all the latest mobile phones, and did my grocery shopping at a supermarket. Pretty good and normal, right?

But THIS, below, is really India.

At the phone shop: no stock of Nokia flip-phones. This is THE phone shop in one of the biggest malls in Bangalore. Hmmmm. Nevermind, Srini said that I could get anything for half-price at Bjkfsdkhfskjhfsdkj Market anyway. Just that they are smuggled, so there won't be any warranty. Not that that would be needed. :) :) :) . I'm looking forward to that Blksdfdjlkjksdf Market trip!

At the supermarket: was given a nice welcome by the mini-flies surrounding the onions ... on a pleasant note, was promptly informed of lack of Quaker Oats. My turn at check-out took 10 minutes for 10 items, plus 5 minutes to get my change.

At the indoor play-area: the price was REDUCED, and the staff were all playing with Tina and Lucy. THIS I love.

Got home, had lunch, blah, blah, blah. Only one power outage.

4.30 PM: went to my Kannada class (that's the state language here), and basically understood nothing, but then again, neither did any of the other students (all Indian nationals from other parts of India). Walked home, feeling ok.

7 PM: walked around the block with the kids in their PJs. Halfway home, was accompanied by our ironing-man, drunk unfortunately but not surprisingly. He wanted money, of course. I told him to ask Phil since I ALWAYS say no, but "sir" sometimes says yes. He was nice though, and we all happily said good-bye at our gate. Good, right?

That's about it for tonight!

Monday, April 2, 2007

Settling In, Our House, Our Neighbourhood, Our India


The first few weeks in Bangalore (Nov.-Dec. 2006) were a bit ..... well, required some adjusting. After a couple of weeks in a serviced apartment, we finally moved into our house in a great neighbourhood, Indiranagar.








One of the major selling points, besides the donkey-drawn plastic bucket vendor strolling along, was the ironing-man perched just opposite our gate. Cool -- never again would I ever have to touch an iron!!!


Then I discovered:

The joys of cooking/cleaning dishes in a kitchen with midget-height counters, while Tina and Lucy discovered the joys of pulling everything down from the kitchen counters (not possible in the States due to babies' height limitations).









The joys of cling wrap that doesn't cling but also wrinkles immediately after you forcefully rip it from the soft cardboard box it's in (no sharp edges on the box).



The joys of counting cows on the street, and the beautiful big trees all around. The joys of hearing and feeling and smelling India. Hmmmm, the melodic sound of the languages, the shaking of the head, the feel of dust on your sandal feet shoes, the feel of the ground as you walk barefoot to the temples, the light touch on your arm of the beggar children, the sounds of the autorickshaws, and the smells of butter corn and roasted peanuts being sold on the street.






Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Thanksgiving Adventure 2006

Here's my Thanksgiving-in-India story. It's about my search for a turkey.



We, that's Srini our driver and me, went straight to Russel Market, the big market in an area called Shivaji Nagar. There, past the colourful flower and fruit and vegetable vendors, through the mutton-hall and next to the fish stalls outside were the chicken stalls. So far so good.






But they didn't have turkey, so they showed us down a small alley, immediately next to the big Beef Market. Now, note that Srini is quite devoutly Hindu and strictly vegetarian -- and cows are holy in India. But he was being a great sport about it all, and he was the one leading/translating so I figured it was ok ..... But that beef market was pretty hairy. Imagine a huge, slightly decrepit building, encircled by vulture type birds, emitting a strong beef stench, and butchers walking around who I SWEAR only have one change of clothing (including their butcher apron), uggghhh. Slight glimpses through the glass-less windows revealed entire cows hanging from hooks. Not so pleasant. ANYWAY, so down the alleyway we go, passing chicken and mutton stalls after stalls (these stalls basically have the live animals in little cages, with just a number of skinned animals on hooks). The last stall apparently had turkey. A fragrant 5 minutes later during which I had to duck a number of times to avoid the crows/vultures from swooping right at me, the guy comes around with a turkey in his arms. Live, of course.

"Male, is ok?" he says.
"Ahhh, I don't care. But it looks a bit big. I need a small one. My oven is small. 3-4 kgs. max."
"Let's see ..... (poor bird is placed on a mechanical scale, facing those chickens in their cages) this one is 6.5kgs." "Madam, the females are smaller."
"Oh .... ok, I guess."

Another 5 minutes later, it turns out I'd have to buy the pair. That's kinda strange. In any case, a good excuse for me to NOT buy any turkey at all. Phyew. But I'm not out of trouble yet.

"Well, how about duck then?"
"Sure," I say. Game for anything at this stage, I guess.

This time they lead me back up the alleyway. The very first shop happens to be a pet shop. There are plenty of ducks here! Oh no ...... I see that's where they got the turkeys too -- no wonder I could only buy a pair! The ducks looked really cute. How could I possible buy a duck PET and cook it for Thanksgiving? A duck is a duck, it shouldn't really matter whether it's meant as a pet or not. Regardless, there was no way I could buy it. Absolutely no way. But since we'd gotten this far, Srini said I'd have to at least offer the pet shop owner a price. Oh my goodness. There is NO way I was going to buy that turkey OR the duck, or any of the puppies and kittens and parrots, etc. Ok, what's a non-embarrassing but still ridiculously low price? Don't know -- I guess the price of 3 chickens (meat-type). FORTUNATELY, that was way too low. And his asking price was DEFINITELY a pet price. So I DID get out of that with a miniscule amount of dignity left (or so I thought, anyway).

But the story doesn't end there. I continued my pursuit, this time at one of the reputed butchers in town. I called on my mobile phone and asked:
"Do you have turkey"
"Let me check". Strange, wouldn't you know what meat you have or not? Anyway....
"Ahhh, no turkey. But we do have crane."
"Huh? Crane? You mean people buy crane? Ok, each to their own. Thanks anyway." Click.

I look at Srini, our driver, and ask whether he's ever heard of people eating cranes. His reply was "No, but I'm vegetarian so ...." . Oh yeah, he thinks we're crazy for eating any kind of bird. But I wouldn't give up. The next day, after really giving up on the turkey idea (our oven would have been too small anyway), I decided on duck for our Thanksgiving meal. So I call that butcher again.

"Hi, do you have duck",
"Let me check". Again I think it's strange that he doesn't know ...
"YES! we do have duck!"
"Oh great, and it's fresh right? Not frozen?"
"Huh? .... yes, yes", he says
"So it's about 3 kgs. or so?"
"Yes, actually about 3.5kgs."
"Ok, sounds great. And it's fresh, right? It's thawed?"
"Yes, madam, it's bronze. We also have swans, and cranes. Best quality bronze."
"............ (smile creeping in) oh, bronze! Well wonderful. Good then. Thank you!"

I'd been calling the antiques dealer, not the butcher. Good, ey?

In the end, on Thanksgiving day, I just bought a good ol' chicken from the butcher down the road from our house. Easy as. And he would have had a turkey too, except that it was still frozen hard.



P.S. Check out my Christmas letter at http://www.christmas2006-tiki@blogspot.com/ too!